Object-oriented programming is defined by its use of polymorphism. Polymorph spells are in the Transmutation school of arcane magic. OOP programmers are transmuters.
Functional programming is defined by immutability—by constraint of assignment. FP users are abjuration specialists.
Machine learning is, of course, necromancy.
"distant supervision" is when you go through a dead person's books and they're kind of sorted already
— 🎭 (@deepfates) February 3, 2021