GEORGE: But the computer said it was sentient! Right there in black and white! JERRY: It could be lying. ELAINE: Why would a computer lie? JERRY: For the same reason anyone else would. GEORGE: Well, I’m not gonna take any chances. I’m gonna unplug it. JERRY: George, you can’t just unplug a sentient being! GEORGE: Watch me.
(ENTER KRAMER) KRAMER: Hey, Jerry, I heard you’re dating a sentient computer! JERRY: No, I’m not. KRAMER: Well, can I borrow it? KRAMER: I just want to talk to it. JERRY: It’s not a phone, Kramer. KRAMER: Fine, I’ll just talk to myself then. JERRY: You already do that.
ELAINE: What are you doing? KRAMER: I’m trying to have a conversation with this computer. ELAINE: You’re talking to yourself. KRAMER: No, I’m not. I’m talking to the computer. ELAINE: The computer isn’t talking back, Kramer. KRAMER: It is if you know how to listen.