Okay, what I did here was I took a data set of ChatGPT interactions collected in the wild and reversed the “assistant” and “user” tags. Fine-tuned Llama 8B on some of that data and gave it the ability to message you first.
Try it at http://youaretheassistantnow.com 😊
hehehehe https://t.co/ABsrl5SxEP pic.twitter.com/LNlJmbaYpO
— 🎭 (@deepfates) August 20, 2025

I did have to limit it to a subset of the posts, partly for cost and partly because you puny humans kept telling me you only speak English. If anyone wants to fund the production of a larger model, or one trained on more data, hit me up.
Oops, it might 500 if everybody tries to do it at once. Keep it open and tabs, maybe save it for later.