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What is "cozy"?

Is this cozy?

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Is this cozy?

A person wearing a textured, pink, full-body hooded outfit sits in a black leather chair, holding a small object in their hands.

Is this cozy? Also w2c

A person wearing an oversized black puffer jacket with a hood and thick gloves stands on stone steps in front of a grand, ornate stone building.

Is this cozy? Is this group chat?

Two children, one in a green hoodie and one in orange, are crouched on the floor, each holding a large white cube, as if building or playing with a giant structure.

This has to be cozy, right?

A young man wearing a green and white striped sweater and a blue cap sits on a red, curved couch with spiral armrests. Behind him, a large blue plush toy with a smiling face sits on a shelf, and a purple plush toy with big eyes sits on the right side of the couch.

I know this shit cozy.

A cartoon-style illustration shows a man standing on a grassy hilltop labeled “literally just outside,” with a deep, winding pit beneath him labeled “internet users.” Inside the pit, labeled “algorithms,” are figures representing “random internet users expressing their idiosyncratic beliefs,” while the walls of the pit are labeled “increasingly insane and extreme positions.”

Seems cozy.

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Cozy fs.

A blurry, low-resolution image shows a black and white cat lying on a bed, with text overlay reading “covid” on the left and “the two flintstones vitamins i ate in 2007” on the right, suggesting a humorous or nostalgic comparison.

Surprised this isn’t already somebody’s whole cozy account.

Two people argue with one person on a horse, while the horse looks confused and says “WUT” in the second panel.

Cowzy.

A black-and-white cow-shaped outdoor bench with wheels, shown in a text message thread where one person says “I got us a cowch!” and the other replies “Really?! Wait, you mean a couch?” with a “No” and “I’m leaving you.”

When you’re getting cozy in the morning.

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This may be the coziest image.

A beige electrical outlet is embedded into the rough, textured bark of a tree trunk.

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